isekai demo uchi no musume ga saikyou kawaii(eng) V1C011

[That day, I Challenged the North Forest Dungeon Part 2]

First, I use wind magic to break the killer ant into dust. After that, I turned the attacking Killer Commander into mass of flame with fire magic, and combined it with wind magic to create an explosion.

"Ahaha, it's fun! ……Well, if I actually raid their nest, I have to be able to operate magic precisely if I want to leave the materials behind. Or rather, it's an underground cave, so if I use explosive type magic I would be buried alive.…… Well, I can't afford to worry about that right now. Time wise too."

I opened the treasure chest that appeared. There were the two kinds of ant shells, fangs, and what I was looking for.

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Name: Earth Magic Stone (Small)

Description: A magic stone that resides in earth-attribute monsters. It can be used semi-permanently by replenishing Its earth attribute mana. Also, even if it is crushed, it can be used, but it becomes "magic stone scrap" and mana cannot be replenished.

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"Haa, with this, alchemy and compound skills, the range of things that I can create will increase significantly. Let's keep it safe."

[You've reached level 4. Various upper limits have been raised]

"With this is the upper limit is 40, huh... I'm worried about my skill being a little over level 10, so let's raise their levels just in case."

I manipulate multiple ball-type magics of various elements, knead the mana and raised their skills levels. It's a skill level increase method that can be done because you know beforehand what you can do after your skill level increases.
The skill level raising method I used when I first raised my levels was activating pseudo-magics, but the skill raising method after the skill level 3 is to continue increasing the quality of the magic that is being activated.
In case of fire, It's simply increasing the temperature. In water and wind cases you have to increase the cutting force of the magic. And from obvious method like that, there is also just increasing the density of the mana and compressing the magic.
Just by repeating this, the proficiency will increase steadily, and the skill level will increase accordingly.

Also, by putting as much mana as possible and hitting the enemy with the maximum density and pressure, the skill rise speed will jump up.
By feeling the violence brought about by that concentrated to the limit magic with your own five senses. By doing so, You can gain a deeper understanding of the consequences of your own techniques by experience.
Well, I can't use it now because I don't have any enemies around me.

After raising the 6 skill types levels to 40 in a short period of time, I started to look for my next prey.

"Now then, who will be my partner this time?"

There is no need to check the status anymore. Passing through the door in front of me, the usual inorganic voice sounded around.

[Searching a monster that satisfies the conditions……Hit. The target monster was found out within a radius of 80 km. Moving on to the summoning sequence]

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Name: Terror Kong

Level: 40

Description: A giant gorilla with a height of 8 meters. A monster designated as a disaster, it lives in the deeps of the mountains where people usually don't go. Once it descends into the human living sphere, it became a dangerous existence because it spreads disasters. If they were in a pair with their mate, their temper will became rough.

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"Uwaa, something dangerous has come. Or rather, it's close! There was a monster like this nearby!? ......Is this guys the guys who were fought as bosses in the middle part of the story? Does that mean that those guys were waiting around here?...For a whole year?...And there is two of them as a matter of course. From which mountain did you guys came from!?"

The two Terror Kongs that appeared were crouching. They are 8 meters tall. On the other hand, this dungeon is a little over 4 meters tall. Well, as expected, an enemy of this size seems to be unexpected to be summoned even for the dungeon side.

"Huh? They are bloody... And they wete such a close place. Were they in an human habitation area?... Probably, I'm sure. They were having fun until just now?"

Despite their pathetic appearance, they were originally a high-level and brutal monsters. Upon recognizing me with the least amount of confusion, the two immediately extended their arms.
Once they caught a prey, they enjoy watching the struggling prey while ripping off Its limbs one by one. 
However, this time the opponent is me.

"[Magic Sword] [Wind Blast]."

With the effect of the exclusive magic [Magic Sword] of the high-rank occupation "Magic Swordsman", I clad wind magic in the sword. It's something that can be learned with wind magic skill 5, and it's a simple magic that envelops a weapon with magic.
Due to the effects of the magic, the sharpness of this sword is no longer equivalent to a level 1 sword. It's a mass of violence due to my high status.
Using it, I cut off the 10 fingers that attacked from both sides.

"... Until now, you've been doing whatever you want with humans, haven't you? It's time for punishment. To improve my skills, become my punching bag."

The Terror Kongs that started screaming. Even if they try to rampage, this space is probably too small for them. they were struggling frantically.
To one of them, I pointed my swords as if using it as an aim.


"[Zex Lance!]"


This is a special magic that can be used when the skill value of 6 types of magic, excluding sacred and dark, exceeds 15. A total of 6 spears appeared in the air and attacked one of the Terror Kong true to my aim.

It can be used from level 3 onwards, but Its exclusive magic book is very rare and is impossible to learn in the early stages, so it was a relatively unpopular magic in the game.

It consumes about 3 times the original MP, but the power is increased accordingly, so it's a magic with excellent cost performance, and I love to use it because it's beautiful and cute.

And since it manipulates 6 attributes, it's an excellent magic that has 6 skill increase judgments.

In the same way, when I gave it as a gift to the other Terror Kong, they both became particles.

If the battle isn't completely over, even if the monster is dead, it won't turn into particles and will remain where it is, which is a troublesome point. If their original shape remains, the current me don't have a way to confirm if it's really dead or just pretending.


"I also want a magic tool that allows me to see the remaining HP… Right now, I can’t see my own HP or MP.…… Once I enter the academy, creating one will be an urgent task."


I open the treasure chest as usual. 2 sets of hands, 2 right ears, 2 huge furs, and 2 hearts. And 2 magic stones. A great loot, isn't right.


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Name: Fire Magic Stone (Medium)


Description: A magic stone that dwells in fire-attribute monsters. It can be used semi-permanently by replenishing Its fire attribute mana. Also, when crushed, it becomes several "fire magic stones (small)" and "magic stone scraps".


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Name: Wind magic stone (medium)


Description: A magic stone that dwells in wind-attribute monsters. It can be used semi-permanently by replenishing Its wind attribute mana. Also, when crushed, it becomes several "Wind Magic Stones (Small)" and "Magic Stone Scraps".


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 "I got two convenient attributes! but if i want to point out, I want a water one..."


[You've reached level 5. Various upper limits have been raised. You acquired an occupational ability]


"Ah, I see. You'll learn them at level 5. Well, let's check it after we're all done.... Well, who's going to have the honour of being my final opponent?"


After passing through the final door, the inorganic voice sounded.


[Searching a monster that satisfies the conditions……Hit. The target monster was found out within a radius of 150 km. Moving on to the summoning sequence]


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Name: Gray-Colored Calamity Drake


Level: 56


Description: 3 meters tall and 12 meters long. Its body creates miasma, it envelops itself in deadly poison, and when it spreads its wings it spread plagues. It is said that once it exhale Its breath, the land will become a wasteland uninhabitable for life. It is said to live in the depths of the demon world.


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"Uwaa, the boss from the end of the story has arrived. Considering the distance, it was not in the place that the player fights it in the original story. I don't know where it was, but its level is 10 lower than it should be. Well, anything is fine! Being able to defeat this guy before he wrecks the surrounding countries into a mess is huge accomplishment!"


"GYAAAAOOOA!!!"


[Abnormal state 'panic' resist]


[Abnormal state 'paralysis' resist]


[Abnormal state 'despair' resist]


With just that roar. It gave three troublesome debuff judgments, "panic, paralysis, and despair".

However, due my high status, all then were resisted.


"To break through the first and last difficulty point! Even more, did I completely resisted it? That's crazy. What's going on with our status difference, really?"


In this world, there are roughly three types of beings that can be called dragons.

First, as the lower class dragon is the drake(竜). as the high class dragon is the dragon(龍), and as the highest class dragon the ancient dragon(古代龍). *¹

Dragons and ancient dragons can use their wings to fly, but drakes, even if they have wings, cannot fly.

They crawl on the ground, and almost resembles a lizard.


However, even if it is rotten, it still bears the name of a dragon, It has tremendous physical strength, has scales harder than steel, is resistant to all magic other than its weaknesses attribute, and is good at self-strengthening with its own vast mana.

In addition, depending on their color, the attributes it has are determined, and depending on the individual's level, the techniques it can use will change greatly, and the way that the player have to respond to them will vary greatly, making it a very troublesome opponent.


But how sad. The mid-boss that appears in the first scenario in a MMO sometimes appears as a mob enemy in later stages. Furthermore, by implementing meta-corresponding magic, it may even be weakened to the point of pity.

This drake is one of them. His attribute is dark. Its weaknesses attribute is sacred, which is the exact opposite of dark.

My sacred magic is still at level 0 because I haven't raised it, but that magic is a so effective natural enemy to the extent that even being at level 0 isn't a problem. And MND and CHR are the statuses that are the multipliers of the sacred magic damage.

There are no elements that I could lose here.


"Your opponent was really bad this time....[Purification]!"


The magic [Purification] effects are that only removes dirt and makes things clean. The required skill level is the surprising high 50. When it was first implemented, It was only recognized as "cleaning magic (lol)" and it was considered a joke magic.

However, when it became known that it was a brutal magic to the level that It could erase the existence of undead and monsters with dark attributes, the evaluation was reversed. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that the reputation of the undeads, who had been perceived as troublesome and tough opponents until now, fell to the ground with just this magic. Or rather they were returned to earth.

In a sense, it was an official cheat magic.


After that, the undead that [purification] didn't work on appeared, and the cat-and-mouse game that continued is a classic part of an online game.


Currently, because my skill level value is still 0, it's just an imitation magic, but it's forcefully effective due my high status.

Visibly the toxins around the drake disappeared, and the miasma surrounding it faded. The drake tried to clad the dark attribute on its body as if resisting the effects of the [purification], but it had no effect.

It still would have been better to counterattack me and hinder the my usage of the magic. ...Well, I  could just avoided it.


A powerful boss called a dragon, with high HP due to its high level, Its weaknesses attribute, the forced [purification] by my high status, the incomplete magic that is close to the real thing because I already learned it in the past, and my mana that seems to overflows without ending.

Those elements are intertwined, and the skill level value growed with a tremendous momentum. And before the drake was completely purified, the skill value had reached the skill cap of 50.


"This is the final shot. [Sacred Lance!]"


I made a spear with light attribute skill level 15 magic and purposely picking it up with my hands, I threw it.

Combined with my high DEX, it stabs deeply between the drake's eyebrows. And the drake was extinguished leaving only a death scream behind.

And after that, a treasure chest with a size that cannot be compared to the ones before appeared.


"Ah~, it felt good! Besides, the me who is emitting a torrent of light, Isn't that me an angel? Isn't that too cute!?"


I took out the mirror and tried to enjoy it, but what I saw was the level 1 leather equipment that seemed to give out a negative divine correction.


"... If I knew that it's going to end up like this, it was still better to wear a baby doll and fight.... No, on the contrary, it's erotic cute + sacred atmosphere. Far from better, it's totally a turn on!? There is also the possibility that my cuteness would exceeded the limit... Aaah what I have done! I demand another try!"


[Picon!]


When I was lamenting the unreasonableness of the world, a count number of 60 appeared from the treasure box in front of me. This means the time to the disappearance of the treasure chest.


"... Oh no!"


I didn't meant to be lamenting for a long time, but it seems that was not the case.

Even though I wasted a few seconds by stopping my thoughts, I hurriedly opened the treasure chest. And hastily stuffed Its contents into the magic bag. The quantity was just so great that the treasure chest disappeared like smoke the moment I finished stuffing it, and the door meaning the end of the dungeon appeared in front of me.


"B-Barely safe... Huh, in the previous world, Misha also used to scold me a lot. For taking too long or something like that... After all, I'm lonely being alone. When the things calm down, I think I'll have to find some friends..."


[You've reached level 6. Various upper limits have been raised. Occurred an excess of experience. You've reached level 7. Various upper limits have been raised. Occurred an excess of experience. You've reached level 8. Various upper limits have been raised.]


Although I felt a little depressed, I became surprised by the sudden announcements.


"I see, unlike the others, dragons are super-large type monsters. So their amount of experience points is not normal. There's probably a solo subjugation bonus in addition to the super-large subjugation bonus, so it went up at once."


I regained my composure and reached the goal. And there are three treasure chests lined up as clear rewards, and the corresponding letters were floating above them.


[Weapon]


[Armor]


[Item]


[Please choose one of these]


If you choose one of these rewards, the other two disappear. However, unlike the Tamatebako*², there are no set losses.

All the contents are properly prepared for the users needs based on the total fighting power of the player.

The treasure chest that I will open was decided before challenging this dungeon.


What I want now is neither a status-appropriate item nor a weapon. It's high performance armor. High-performance armor generally have a high-performance looks, so it's generally cute! In other words, I want a cute dress!


"It's erotic-cute, but I don't want wear leather equipment anymore! It suits me, but it's not about that! I want to wear fashionable clothes!!"


Feeling like a spoiled child, I vigorously open the armor treasure chest. 


And the contents were…….



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Name: White Maiden


Occupations that can be equipped: Elementalist, Great Sage, Grandmaster


Required status: MND 1800 or higher, CHR 1800 or higher


Description: A legendary costume that can only be worn by those who are recognized by the spirits. Uses the wearer's magical power to form a barrier against various attacks. Enhances the effect of various attribute magic.


Effect: +3% correction to all stats of the wearer.


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"...Huh?"


"White Maiden" was my favorite costume that I wore until just before my death. And now is in front of my face.

It was because of too much of  shock, or is it happiness? I became speechless for a while.


I gently pick it up from the treasure chest and hugged it. I felt like I had regained my precious half.


"... I'm happy. I remember the first time I wore this equipment... Even so, the required status should be at about the max level, but I wonder if the conditions were met?"


"Status check"


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Total Combat Power: 10884 (+1600)




STR: 1322


DEX: 1322


VIT: 1322


AGI: 1322


INT: 1322


MND: 2133 (+800)


CHR: 2141 (+800)




Title: Seeker


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"Ah, yep… It was surpassed them with ease. Even so, it’s over 10,000 huh. Speaking of total combat power alone, it’s equivalent to a high-end vanguard occupation level 100."


Well, in reality, MND and CHR, which are difficult to count in terms of power, are being counted for the majority of my status, so it's not true to say we are equally strong.

Besides, even though the skill value grows twice as much as it should, even if you raise it to the maximum value, it's just equivalent to a level 16.


It's just a monstrous status, but the rest are still lacking.


"Well then, the level up part of the preparations are done. So shall we go? Thank you, low-level exclusive dungeon, It was fun!"


I boarded the magic circle that had appeared before I knew it and escaped from the dungeon.


[As expected, that outfit suits me the most.]





*¹Translator Note: The kanji of dragon can be written as (竜) the western dragon or as (龍) the asian/chinese dragon(also known as loong), while normally both of these kanji can be used to refer to dragons in general, if the speaker is referring to the body shape, (竜) is used to the lizard-like dragon and (龍) is used to the snake-like dragon.

This time, as the author put them in a vertical hierarchy indicating a possible evolutionary route, I translated the lower/inferior/lesser dragons (竜) as drakes in general, and (龍) as high/true dragons.

Depending on what types of dragons and their nomenclature will appear in the future these translations can change.

And in cause of confusion (because there will be) all them can be called dragons(ドラゴン) the japanese written form of the english word 'dragon' at any time. So please pay attention to the context.



*²Translator Note: Tamatebako is an magical chest\box that appers in the japanese classic Urashima Tarō, and It's said to the protagonist that it will protect him from harm and to never open it, but he ends opening the box causing him to became an old man.





isekai demo uchi no musume ga saikyou kawaii(eng) V1C010

[That day, I Challenged the North Forest Dungeon Part 1]

North Forest.
It was the first difficult area, and it was also where the first famous place was implemented after some time after the game service was started. The reason I visited this place this time was to take advantage of that famous place.
Its name is "The low-level exclusive dungeon". The conditions for enter it are: you must be level 5 or below, to be a solo player, and you can't take NPCs with you.
From this information, it seems that there are no beings others than the player can recognize this dungeon existence. As a proof, when I asked about the northern forest, Kururu didn't explain about this place.

Perhaps because it was implemented in a later date, I thought that it was possible that it didn't exist in this world yet, but the a shiny emerald snake cast-off skin was something I too had never seen in the previous world.
Besides, dungeons that will appear appear after a while. When I think about it, taking in count the current state that this is a real world, I feel a great sense of discomfort. As long as this world can be recognized as reality, it should not be exactly the same as the game.
While carrying worries, I reached my goal.......

"It's here!"

I found the stone monument used for the entrance. It was somewhat hidden by the tall grass, but it has the same shape that I've seen in the game.
From a distance, it was a stone monument that looked like a tombstone. The activation condition for the entrance was certainly... Magic.

"It's far from the trees... So it's probably okay."

I manipulated fire and burned the grass. At the same time as the grass around the stone monument disappeared, the flames were absorbed by the tombstone and it began to shine!

"It activated! Good, so dungeons exist in this world too!"

Before the tombstone's glow faded, I reached out with my hand.


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That place was an inorganic, pure white space. The ground is white, the walls is white, and the ceiling is also white. With about 4 meters of height. It's hard to understand the depth, but I somehow understand that it 'exist'.
There were two doors in front of me, and each of them had letters floating above.

[Easy] and [Sparta]

As the name suggests, the two doors represent the degree of difficulty. Difficulty setting for a low-level exclusive dungeon? I was confused when I first challenged it, but this dungeon is a dungeon with the concept of "Let's have fun while raising our levels.''.
It's a "floor boss style" in which a boss appears every time you dive into a room, and all the monsters that appear are from a dungeon function of summoning monsters with the necessary experience points to level up from the surrounding areas.
The number of rooms depends on the level of the visitor, with a level 1 having 5 rooms. If it's a level 5, it's 1 room. The amount of experience gained is almost the same no matter which room you go to, but the quality, quantity, and rewards from the monsters differ greatly.

In the [Easy] a total of 20 to 30 weaklings that meet the conditions will appear instead of bosses. And it's a "wave type raid" so they don't come out all at once.
It's easy, but you can guess the quality of the materials that you get. It's a difficulty that's easier to defeat the enemies because they are weak, and it even feels a little like a repetitive work.

The [Sparta] also searches for monsters that meet the requirements from nearby areas, but this one has a minimum of 1 monster and a maximum of 3 appearing. There are times that a weakling that appear, but there are also times when a bosses is summoned.
However, the materials that can be obtained are suitable for the level, and there is a good feeling of tension, so it's a very rewarding room.

Of course, I chose [Sparta] this time. I was able to move my body even in the game, but I don't think there will be many opportunities to get the feeling of fighting a strong enemy in a realistic state in the future with my exaggeratedly high status.
Since this is the reality, there's a risk of dying if I make a mistake, but... The enemies are just around level 5 at most, right? I don't think such a formidable enemy will appear.
It also serves as a guideline for how much experience will be required in the future. Suddenly the last boss appeared! As expected that kind of development won't happen? Right?

I made up my mind and opened the door written [Sparta]. When I entered inside, the door that I passed through disappeared, and an inorganic voice sounded from around the room.

[Searching a monster that satisfies the conditions……Hit. The target monster was found out within a radius of 1 km. Moving on to the summoning sequence]

What appeared was...

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Name: Wild Sheep

Level: 7

Description: When it finds an enemy, it charges straight ahead and pierces it with its proud horns. There is no end to the accidents involving novice adventurers.

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It was a single wild sheep.

"What the heck, so I was about to level up with just one more."

The Wild Sheep that was suddenly summoned was surprised, but maybe it was his wild instincts, but when he saw me, he charged at me. I guess he intends to skewer me with that horn.
I thought about taking a hit once to check my endurance, but when I thought about it more, to open holes in the leather equipment that is my only equipment... It might give it a wild looks so that could be fine, but for now I'm going to do another type of verification.

I dodged the horns of the rushing wild sheep and held his head down.
A battle against his momentum of rushing and my power to hold on. A flat, white floor with no unevenness. I thought that would be no friction, but I hold my position well, without slipping. My power won and the Wild Sheep was pushed back in reverse.

"Hmm, I'm powerful."

I wasn't able to confirm my endurance, but I was able to verify my strength. Satisfied, I swing my sword with my free hand and cut his head off.
The defeated Wild Sheep vanished into particles of light along with the spurting blood.
And when the particles disappeared, a treasure chest appeared out of nowhere.

Monsters in dungeons do not need to be dismantled or processed, as they become food for the dungeon. Instead, the materials bearing the name of that monster remains and appears in the form of a treasure chest. The treasure chests disappear when they are empty or when they are swallowed by a dungeon after a certain period of time. So the contents must be collected as soon as possible.
Originally, the treasure chest is not a guaranteed drop, but since each room in this dungeon is treated as a boss room, a treasure chest is guaranteed in the form of a reward for defeating the boss.

"Now then, the contents are... Horns, fur and meat. As expected, there are no magic stones."

Magic stones are only dropped by monsters in dungeons, and only from monsters of a certain level. It was also a necessity when making magic tools.
When I collected the materials, a voice echoed in my head.

[You've reached level 2. Various upper limits have been raised]

"Status check"

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Total Combat Power: 3354 (+400)

STR: 418

DEX: 418

VIT: 418

AGI: 418

INT: 418

MND: 627 (+200)

CHR: 637 (+200)

Title: Seeker

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"It has increased by a lot!?"

Eh, when I was level 1, my total combat power was 2099, right? So It increased by 1255!?
With this alone, I can understand how exagerated are the base values and multipliers... The calculation formula at level 1 was...

(X + X x Y x 1) x 2.11+200 x 1=2099.

The first half (X + X x Y x 1) is 900. So this time is…….

(X + X x Y x 1) x 2.11+200 x 2 =3354.

And the first half is 1400. The difference is 500.
The answer that can be deduced from that is... I guess the base value is 400 and the growth rate is 1.25.
Hmm, that's outrageous. When I reach level 3, if was 4609 It will be confirmed.

Come to think of it, it's almost noon. I'm getting hungry, so let's grill the wild sheep meat I got yesterday and have a lunch. The time is tight today, and I don't have time to take out the pot and make it slow. After sprinkling the seasoning appropriately, I stick it on a skewer and grill the meat over high heat.
The wild me! Hmm, hmm... I'm withholding my impression until I get a mirror. By the way, the meat was fresh and delicious.
I get excited when the food looks cute, but I usually only can differentiate if it was delicious or not. As for the food description is... I don't know!

"Okay, let's go to the next room!"

When I went through the door, it disappeared again and an inorganic voice sounded.

[Searching a monster that satisfies the conditions……Hit. The target monster was found out within a radius of 2 km. Moving on to the summoning sequence]

What appeared was...?

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Name: Elite Orc Soldier

Level: 13

Description: A job that only strong individuals among the orcs protecting the orc village can acquire. They are more hot-tempered than normal orcs and have priority over the livestock.

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"Elite Orcs... And three of them!? I knew that they would appear in the hero's Sparta room Nº5, but there should be only one. To be three of them, Grand Master how formidable!... Well, with my current status, In terms of a hero's genuine status, it's equivalent to level 13.... I have a bad feeling about the enemy in the 5th room."

Like the Wild Sheep, they seemed confused when they were suddenly summoned, but when they saw me, they suddenly became excited. ……I mean, isn’t their loin cloth already a tent?
Were they in the middle of a good time?

"I wonder if you guys got excited about my cuteness. But that's no good, I'm not a such weak woman that you guys can lay a hand."

Let's confirm the synergistic effect of STR, DEX, and AGI.
Before the elite orcs could react, I ran out and cut the neck of one of them. From their point of view, it would have seemed like I had suddenly disappeared and one of their comrades started to gush blood. My real speed was far beyond their perception.

"From my current speed, I somewhat understood how fast I became. After that, I will use you guys to improve my magic skills."

Fire, Water, Wind, Earth, Lightning, Ice. All six of those attributes become one set and attack the surviving orcs. Even they, that were like the incarnation of violence that a novice adventurer couldn't resist, couldn't do anything against my high status, and by the end of the third set, they had turned into particles.

"In dungeons, you can fight without worrying about the destruction of the materials, so it’s fun to rampage as I please."

I'm getting more and more fun, maybe I'm a battle maniac. But I'm sure that this me is also cute too.
When I opened the treasure chest, as expected, there were 3 elite orc sets with the weapons that they had equipped.

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Name: 2 Orc's Steel Swords, 1 Orc's Steel Dagger

Description: A steel weapon made by orcs. The quality is lower than that made by dwarves, but its sharpness is much higher than that of ordinary iron swords.

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Name: 9 Elite Orc Meat

Description: The meat of an elite orc. It has a richer flavor than normal oak. It is also said that it give you energy.

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Name: 3 elite orc testicles

Description: Testicles of elite orcs. Very stinky. However, it is famous as a material for various medicines and is traded at a high price. But it stinks.

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"Wow, wow, lucky... It stinks!!"

It seriously stinks. So that's what stink to high heaven was referring about.
But an energy booster, huh. Right now, I'm in a woman's body, so there's no point in using it... No, wait? Come to think of it, how far can alchemy go in this world?
If you could make a recipe that doesn't exist in the game, It could make me grow one...?
Hmm, even if I could make it, it would be meaningless if I couldn't remove it. Let's keep this aside too.

"...But really stinks. I want to take it, but I don't want to touch it."

So that the smell don't pass on me, I completely wrap it in earth magic, make a box around it, and throw it into the magic bag.
When I get back to town, I have to think about how to preserve it. If my magic bag start to stink, I have no choice but to throw it away.

[You've reached level 3. Various upper limits have been raised]

"Status check"

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Total Combat Power: 4609 (+600)

STR: 568

DEX: 568

VIT: 568

AGI: 568

INT: 568

MND: 882 (+300)

CHR: 887 (+300)

Title: Seeker

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"Ah, as expected, the calculation from before was correct. At level 3, It exceed a level 100 swordsman's status."

It's pretty dangerous. I wonder if it's a little over level 19 even when converted to a hero level? Fufufu, It's quite monstrous.

"... Now, what will come next!"

Passing through the door, the inorganic sounds up again.

[Searching a monster that satisfies the conditions……Hit. The target monster was found out within a radius of 15 km. Moving on to the summoning sequence]

What appeared was...?

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Name: Killer Ant

Level: 28

Description: A ferocious ant that lives in jade anthills deep in mine shafts. As soon as it finds an intruder, it bites off them appart with its strong jaws.

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Name: Killer Commander

Level: 32

Description: Coordinator of the ferocious ants that live in jade anthills. A single one is not so much dangerous, but when the killer commander takes command of a killer ant, the movement of the killer ant becomes agile.

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"They have suddenly become stronger. Moreover, there's already a jade class coming.... If something like this appears on the ground, an entire city will be destroyed. Does that mean it was brought from the depths of the earth 15 kilometers away? But with this status It can't make me afraid!"

With a hard shell as opponent the sword is disadvantageous. Or rather, it is a mistake to expect sharpness from an initial weapon. Then this is a place for magic!
A game where you simply hit them various attribute magic while keeping your distance began.

[... Ah, the me who is merciless to my enemies, is cute too.]

isekai demo uchi no musume ga saikyou kawaii(eng) V1C009

[That day, I Recognized the Enemy]

"First of all, my priority is to raise my level and enter the academy."

The original game history, begins one year in the future. You can play the MMO part without progressing through the main story, but there are areas that you can't pass through without progressing it, so for the most part everyone progresses it.
Among them, there is the first story branch, the route that you enter the academy and the route that you not to enter the academy.
There are two ways to enter the academy: "Prepare 30 gold coins as an admission fee'' or "Get a letter of recommendation from a noble who held an important position and enroll as a scholarship student''.
In the MMO, the real time and the main story time are not paralel, because of that you can proceed with the event at your favorite timing, you can slowly save money, you also can steadily complete quests to gain popularity and get a letter of recommendation.

However, this time, because this is a real world where time is actually moving, so I can't do it slowly and steadily.
Besides, 30 gold coins will be used for my future activity funds, so I can't afford to waste it in a place like this, and the quests that I can use to earn it are limited in this city.
And finally, there is only a little over a month until the next entrance exam.

The 30 gold coins are a dead end situation. That's why the letter of introduction from a noble is the preferred situation, but no matter how cute I am, I still a nameless wanderer. I have no contact with the nobility.
However, there is one trick that can be used here. That is, the present time is one year before the official game history.
It means that you can solve difficult cases that happened in the past year in the original official history preventing them to cause damage in the future. That way, you'll be better remembered by the powerful people.
And with my high status, no matter how difficult the incident is, including the fact that this is the first city of the game, it will be not difficult to deal with them.

"The missing womens incident happening in this city right now. The guild master and vice guild master that haven’t returned for a while. These incidents were probably connected to the main story plot..."

The original history from one year later. In the original history, when the game started, the first city was under the control of the dark guild.
The dark guild is an organization under the control of a greedy, corrupt nobleman who in order to seize all from the duke house that manage the western regions of the kingdom, has dispatched it to this land.
The corrupt nobleman colluded with the demons who are planning to revive the demon king, and was plotting to take over this country to satisfy his own desires.

The beginning of his plot was in here the [Port town : Poruto], and with this city as a base, he extended his hand to diversion of resources, black market, embezzlement of funds, and even kidnapping of the residents.
The kidnapped women and children were put on specially made enslavement collars and taken to a royal capital's brothel, which is "famous for its rapid turnover''.
The vice guild leader went out to investigate and find the missing people, but was defeated and was lost contact.
Mearyse, the guild master who became worried and started investigating, was also caught in a trap and fell into the hands of the corrupt noble, and died in a poor environment. In the guild was prepared a faker who only imitated Mearyse's appearance.

The daughter of the lord of Poruto, the port town, was also kidnapped, and the dark guild, which threatened the lord and put the city under It's control, and weakened the influence of the duke family.
At the same time, the corrupt noble was working behind the scenes even in other places beyond the city, and the duke's family was drained of their resources without even knowing it.
The Duke's family was demanded various compensations for receiving help from the noble and the house declined at an rapid pace. The eldest daughter dies, and at the stage of dedicating the second daughter, the main character becomes involved in the story.…… In the game story, the player appears in the middle of a relatively despairing development as the savior role. By the way, the second daughter is the heroine of the first main story.

And at this stage, it is unknown whether the vice guild master is alive or dead, but Mearyse was caught in a trap two days ago. She's likely still in town and and the possibility that she can be rescued is high.
If Mearyse were to leave the guild completely and the dark guild toke over the power, the beautiful girls and beautiful womens in this town will be kidnapped as a top priority.
In fact, when the game just started, there were no beautiful girl NPCs in this area, and there were many thieves. Now I am convinced why.

And most likely, all the receptionists will be kidnapped, including Kururu, who is currently in the guild. The same goes for the sexy and cute female adventurers who were there.
...I can't forgive them. To consume such cute girls as if they were toys. A cute girl should not be treated as a toy, but rather admired for being cute. I have to destroy them the earliest possible.

… Ah, the yesterday's guys part of that? They tried to start first from the cutest one, me? It's understandable.
I will forgive them from destruction, I will forgive them with being only stripped of all that they have.

"For that reason, I'm worried about staying at level 1. The dark guild has the support of the demons... I'm worried about my status, and I want to take measures against status ailments. If I charge at them like this, I might be turned into a toy."

Shirayuki being made into a toy... I want to see it. It would be absolutely cute, I want to see it.
If I could save and load, I will definitely do it! But I don't think I'll be able to return from with only my strength, so I'll be patient.

"So let's level up at super express speed."

To prepare for my adventure, I started from getting dressed.


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The time is before noon, and I reached the adventurer's guild.
The leather equipment is certainly an adventurer's outfit, but to be honest, I don't have to worry about taking damage with my status, so a nice looking dress might be fine.
Even if it gets dirty, if my level increases, it can be cleaned with magic. But depending on the material of the dress and the opponent's attack, will it be torn apart? Well, that too might be cute... Let's think about it."

"Ah, Shirayuki-san!"

Just at the time when a space opened the counter, my eyes met with Kururu's, and she happily waved at me. She's also wagging her tail while doing it. She is so cute! As if I could let this girl suffer a fate like that!
My feet that had been pointing towards the bulletin board naturally turned towards Kururu.

"What brings you here today?"

"I'm here to check the subjugation targets in the northern forest and the sell price of medicines."

"If that's the case, I'll let you know at the counter!"

"I wonder if it's okay, aren't you busy?"

"It's okay! It seems like there aren't many people here today."

…… Huh? Maybe the dark guild is already in action? When I looked around the guild, the percentage of women was too small.
I hope that it's just my imagination, but I might not be able take my time too much. It looks like I need to raise my level quickly and finish them off by the end of the day.

"Then first, can you show me the list for the northern forest?"

"Yes, It's this one."

Kururu placed a thin booklet with 'Northern Forest' written on it on the table.

"The most dangerous monsters in the northern forest are the orcs. They rarely act together with goblins, but women are still the priority targets. I heard from the adventurers and the merchants, that they might have increased because someone was caught by them.... Shirayuki-san, please be careful."

"There's no problem if it's just an orc. But thank you, so you are really worried about me?"

"No, no, that's is...... It may be an unnecessary help, but all the receptionists are praying for Shirayuki-san's safety."

"...Thank you. Is there any other prey there?"

"Occasionally, we see Forest Wolves and Wild Sheeps. Ah, the forest wolf's fangs, and the orc's right ear are the subjugation confirmation parts, so please pay attention to it."

When I nodded, Kukuru smiled back. I want to stroke her head.

"Next, you mentioned selling medicines, but will you be making them Shirayuki-san?"

"Yeah, I don’t have it in my hands yet, but I want to know the price of the HP potion and the antidote. I also want to know the price of Rito grass and Gedoku grass."

"Oh! You're multi-talented! 3 bundles of Rito grass are worth 8 copper coins, HP potions of the normal quality are worth 10 copper coins. The rarely seen high quality HP potions are worth 20 copper coins. 3 bundles of Gedoku grass are worth 10 copper coins. The antidote of normal quality is 15 copper coins, and the high quality one is 30 copper coins."

"Heh~, medicine is expensive."

"Yes, it's always in short supply and runs out quickly."

"I understand. I'm busy right now, but when I'm free, would it be okay if I buy the Rito grass and Gedoku grass and turn them into medicines and sell them? As long as the price don't fall, I'll lower the selling price a bit, you know?"

"Eh, is that okay!? By all means, please!"

You can raise your skills and earn money at same time. What profitable business it is. By the way, if you have 3 bundles of Rito grass, you can make 2 potions. It's the same with Gedoku grass. It's really a profitable business.
……If you try make them with a bad recipe, you may or may not be able to make one with 3 bundles, but the recipes in the NPC area may not be at just that level, right?

"Then I'll be going out."

"Yes, please take care!"

I leave the guild after being sent off by Kururu. Please take care... It's a pleasant thing to hear.
When I left the guild and proceeded for a while, I heard an uncouth man's voice.

"Ah, nee-san! Please wait!"

I feel like I heard this person's voice before, but I don't remember him because his voice isn't cute.

"Shirayuki's nee-san! Please, listen to me!"

I had no choice but to stop when my name was called. When I tried to turn around, the owner of the voice stood in front of me. Well, look who we have here, the man I blew up yesterday.

"I'm in a hurry right now, so please don't disturb me. Or do you want to be blown away again?"

"Ah, well, that is... I'm very sorry for the other day! Seeing nee-san's beauty I couldn't help but call out to you..."

I was going to hit him without question if he started to say nonsense, but to call me beautiful, isn't it? ……I will listen you for a bit, okay?

"Ah, that's right. …Actually, this town is currently being taken by the Dark Guild. And now, the beautiful nee-san has become a priority target…"

"I know it. And from my point of view, I thought you were a member of that guild as well."

"Eh!? As expected of nee-san. You are well informed... Actually, I was invited to join the dark guild a few days ago, but the nee-san's intense slap woke me up, so I washed my hands off that job."

He said that, and because he was embarrassed by, he started to scratch his cheek ……It doesn't look like he's lying, and he seems to have really have become friendly towards me. Is it because I used my Trainer skill in him?
Doesn't he look a bit cute now? ... I will need to change my evaluation of him just a little?

"I see... But I have business with the dark guild. You guys kidnapped the guild master the other day, right?"

"You know about that too...!That's right. As expected of nee-san, you are amazing...!"

"And from now on, they are going to kidnap more and more girls from this city, aren't they?  I can't overlook such tyranny. I'm going to the northern forest. And will be back before sunset. Tell them so."

"D-Don't tell me, you are going to lie in wait for them?"

"That's right. After that, I'm going to hit their headquarters as well. … Don't tell me that you really think that I'll lose if I'm surrounded by a mere dozen people at most?"

"Ah, nee-san is really amazing...! Nee-san won't run away or hide! I'll tell them properly!"

"I am counting on you."

He thumped his fist into his chest and smiled broadly as he rushed into the depths of town. As expected, the headquarters of the dark guild is in that direction... While thinking about it, I suddenly pondered about that man.

"Speaking of which, I don't know that man's name. I meet him yesterday, but I don't remember that anymore."

Well, if there is an opportunity, he (Gabor) will probably introduce himself towards me. It's his(Gabor) fault for not introducing himself in first place.
But I really got an unexpected harvest. They also showed their clear hostility towards me. The only thing left to do is to work it out.
I also told the gatekeeper where I was going, and proceeded to the northern forest.

[... Ah, the me who has fire in my eyes is also cute.]


isekai demo uchi no musume ga saikyou kawaii(eng) V1C008

 [That day, My Purpose was Decided]

When I(俺)*¹ entered society, I was alone. Being estranged from my parents and living alone. No close friends or a lover. I didn't have any particular hobbies, and immediately got a job at a major company after graduating from university.
Luckily, my head seemed to be good, and I was able to understand and complete my work without any problems. Only about the human relationship part that I didn't understand that much.
I didn't had any hobbies to spend money, and I was just accumulating money to live. Without no purpose or goals, I was working only to continue living.

In the middle of that situation, the me who didn't know how to use the excess money that i had, put my hands in gambling. Well, although I described it like that, it was just the lottery.
Then, Perhaps It was fate or some other reason like that, I won the lottery, and a lot of money rolled to my lap. If I could just became carried away and drown in luxury, I might have taken a different path than the one that I toke, but... The past me was just perplexed. Even before that moment, I had no way to use my excess money, but now there was even more money than I could spend with some little extravagance at my hands.
So I quit the company. Because there was not a reason to continue working. And because if I gained even more money again, I would just feel troubled thinking about what to do with it, so I also pulled out of my hand from gambling.

Then, a few months passed by, and while I was searching for a new hobby, a certain advertisement caught my eye. It was an advertisement for the full-dive MMORPG "World of Epilogue".
When I was a child i was hooked in games, but at some point i stopped of playing them. I wonder what was the reason? I already forgot it.
But what really caught my attention, was this sentence.

[By paying, you can freely change the gender, the voice, physique, and to even the smallest details of your avatar!]
 
I wasn't interested in other people, but I was even less interested in myself. And although I have some interest in the opposite sex, I was also impatient that I had never been attached to that thought.
I can throw off this irrelevant shell(body) and create my own ideal opposite sex. To that fact, my heart was deeply moved.
 
I took action immediately. I bought everything I needed to play the game. Now let's start creating an avatar! Although I was enthusiastic about it, but I could not imagine how an opposite sex that could move my heart looked.
I was at a loss. In the first place, what kind of existence is an opposite sex would make me interested? I had to start out from there.
I didn't put any limits to what search for. From ages ranging from 10s to 20s and even 30s years. I bought all kinds of female arts, books and videos in various genres, such as domestic idol photo books, overseas famous photo books, image videos, and even game character setting books.
I read through everything, looked back over and over again, observed, made a note of the parts and gestures that I thought were the best, and started the game.
 
Then, I paid so that I could change all the possible features, and started making the avatar.
All necessary parts are noted in the memo. It didn't take long to create it.
 
"I made it!......?"
 
 There was a strange thing there.

"...What is this? Is it really a woman?... No, is it even human in the first place?... As a living being it don't have something wrong with it?"

No matter from what angle you use to evaluate it, it was a malformed creature.

"Ugh… Delete!"
 
To the first artwork that I made my life be a malformed creature... I created it with a strange sense of confidence that I didn't know from where it came, but it seems that I have no sense of aesthetics. Because until now I didn't have an interest with the creature called "woman", I didn't understand what a well proportioned body form was.
 
"So it is impossible to create an ideal while being ignorant....... I have to start from practice."
 
Next, based on the collected materials, I decided to create the best 5 for each genre and age range. I decided to create multiple avatars by imitating each type of woman and accumulate experience.
After finishing of making the best 5 models, I stored and arranged them in a list. This was an item for temporarily saving created avatars information. Of course, I increased the list to the limit by paying.
When I looked at the avatars that I made again, there were various women lined up, from beautiful girls to beautiful women.
 
Every woman had something that I thought that was good in some way. At that time I didn't know what exactly was good about them, but in these women there were something that made feel attracted to.
Even the if it was about the [Opposite Sex] that I hadn't been interested in until now, I felt a little bit emotional when they lined up in front of me. ……It's was a big difference from that malformed creature that was made from only aligned random parts.
Should I have kept that thing as a reference material as well? No, that would cause a lot of mental damage to me. My heart wouldn't last long if had left that thing there.

After that, I made avatars and fixed them, then remade them again and fixed them again and repeated that process again and again. Other than eating and going to the toilet, I was always involved in avatar creation the entire time.
Maybe I became a little crazy at that time. In the end, I experienced for the first time what three days without sleep felt like, and when finally [She] was completed, I wonder if I was able to keep my sanity.
Once I saw the completed [She] I felt that it would be impossible to create her from scratch again. After all, some part of me became crazy at that time.

"I done it... Ah, how touching. You're the woman I have been looking for. How beautiful you are!  You're like a goddess! ……No, words like that aren't enough to describe her. How I hate my lack of vocabulary! But... That's right."
 
The female avatars so beautiful that look like they popped out of a photobook, more than a hundred of prototypes were made in the process of creating her, I checked all of them one by one, down to the details, and looked at [She] again.
 
"...As expected, my daughter is the cutest one."(yahari, uchi no musume ga saikyou kawaii na.)
 
I deleted all the avatars except [She]. I didn't really think about her voice, but when I saw her figure, I decided easily.
I started the game, and It all began with deciding on a name for [She]. But her name was already been decided from the time that I decided that [She] was the perfect one.
 
"You are the world's most beautiful and the world's cutest one. Your name is Shirayuki.... Hmmm, kanji is no good?... Kanji isn't allowed even if you paying!... Oh my God, it can't be helped. Your name is Shirayuki. Please take care of me from now on."*²
 
As a side note, when the Far East region was added in a later version of the game, the use of kanji characters was allowed in the character naming, and I almost snapped.
However, since "Shirayuki'' was already "Shirayuki'' at that point, I had no intention of changing it.
 
After starting the game as [She]... As Shirayuki, I felt like the world was finally became colored. As a result, towards the others people who I had not even a drop of interest……Although they were just avatars, I have come to feel the emotions like if they were whether it is cute or not instead of my usual inorganic feeling towards them.
Well, there was no doubt that my Shirayuki is the cutest one. Now that I understand Shirayuki's cuteness, I've became able to understand others peoples cute parts... Perhaps that was what happened.

After that, in order to make Shirayuki's cuteness shine, I first polished from her appearance. I decorated her with equipments that I liked the most and dressed her up, but something was missing. No, more precisely, some parts were getting in the way.
Yes, "I(俺)" was in the way. The existence of "me(俺)" was getting in the way of making Shirayuki shine. No matter how much she looked good on the outside, if she had "me(俺)" on the inside, even her good parts will look bad. 

"I(俺)" who thought so, decided to put on a mask called Shirayuki. What Shirayuki thinks, what she thought, what she feels while she lives. While I was thinking about it, my language and way of thinking naturally switched to someone else.
From that day on, "I(俺)" became "I(私)". And "I(私)" was born.
 
From there, I always aimed for the best cuteness. Sometimes there were slumps and stagnation, but "I(私)" began to make friends with whom I could share my joys and sorrows.
For some reason, when everyone sees me for the first time, they compliment me on how beautiful I am. But they were wrong! I'm unquestionably pretty, but I am cuter in first place and prettier in second.
But I felt kind of wrong to say that myself. So reluctantly, I praised other people's cute parts in order to guide everyone attention. Of course I was being honest. To spread the cuteness around, I started to help others peoples dress up.
While doing so, as if they understood my heartstrings, everyone started to call me cute. That made me very happy.
Haruto, Misha, Miki, Saki, and many more... My irreplaceable friends.
Even though I was surrounded by many people, as expected Shirayuki was still the cutest one.


Everyone looks at "me(私)" and says I'm cute.
 
Everyone compliments "me(私)".
 
Since when? That I started to feel that not "me(私)" but [She] that was by my side?
That I started to became restless when [She] wasn't by my side.
That the real world without [She] began to look like an empty monotone world.
 "I(私)" could no longer imagine a world without [She].
 
What will happen to [She] when is the time to "me(私)" to die?
 
What will happen to "me(私)" when [She] dies?
 
 

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I can see an unfamiliar ceiling.

"A dream about Shirayuk, huh. Ahh, the Shirayuki in my dreams is also cute after all..."

When I got up, I saw my own reflection in the mirror. A white transparent babydoll. I'm wearing underwear, but it's thin, so it's a little chilly.
The innerwear and the leather equipment were scattered in front of the mirror. After looking at the me reflected in the mirror, I remember of making a little fashion show yesterday.
I didn't have that much to wear, so I increased the variations by changing my poses. The destructive power of my leather-equipped buttocks was amazing. I felt a different kind of sex appeal than the babydoll, and I couldn't contain my excitement for a while.
The innerwear only without underwear was also dangerous. It was dangerous at a level where my vocabulary was also in danger. …… I was so excited that I had to wash my body again, including the underwear.

The cool-looking butler uncle at the hotel called me to let me know dinner was ready, but I ended up talking with him using only the babydoll. The uncle was frozen for even more time than when I came to the hotel, so I finally realized what I was wearing.
It was careless of me, but on top of complimenting my cuteness, he said that he would give me these clothes, so I gratefully received them. Or rather, the joy of being praised made my shame fly away. I'm a simple person, even if I do say so myself.

I was thinking about it before I went to bed, but what I should do now? That dream is the origin point of "I(私)". After all, Shirayuki is the origin point of both "I(俺)'' and "I(私)''.
Just like a world without Shirayuki doesn't have color to me, I can't imagine a world without Shirayuki. Right now I'm Shirayuki, but originally Shirayuki was [She].

The thing I want the most right now is. ……Hmm, Its Shirayuki.
I am now... No. I am always wanting Shirayuki.
With that in mind... yeah, I've decided my purpose.

"...Let's create Shirayuki in this world as well."

Now, when I said what I want to do, I could feel it sinking into me.
I really love Shirayuki.

"I want to hug Shirayuki as hard as I can. I want to love her a lot! Kiss her a lot! Flirt with her a lot!!!"

I declared my own desires as they are. I've got enough high spirit. Now let's write what Is necessary to achieve that goal on the parchment that I bought yesterday.

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☆ Goal ☆ Hug Shirayuki

☆ Task ☆ Creation of a special-class homunculus

☆Necessary materials☆

①: Supreme dragon's magic core

②:Jewelry Gem Juice

③: The Petals of an alraune

④: The Heavenly Grail

⑤: Vlad's Blood

⑥: Shirayuki's biological data

⑦: An empty shell of an spirit



☆Required Production Skills☆

Alchemy skill 73

Compound skill 58

Blacksmithing skill 48



☆ Special notes ☆

Have to be created with only high quality products

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"It's about this. ①, ② and ⑤ are about the subjugation of monsters. These can be achieved eventually if I use the areas around this kingdom as my base."

The number ① the Supreme dragon is a hidden boss from the early stages of the game. With my current status, I am no match for him, but if I continue to work around the kingdom, I will be able to defeat it In time... I should be able to.
The number ② Jewelry Gem Juice is a rare drop from a special slime. If i remember correctly, It should spawn in a deep layer of a dungeon near this kingdom.
The number ⑤ Vlad's Blood is literally a blood mass from a vampire. There must have been several of them in the vicinity of the kingdom. I'll be using your guys lives for Shirayuki. Be honored for it.

"If I can enter the academy in the royal capital, it will save time in obtaining the numbers ③, ④ and ⑦. In particular, number ④ is created with production-type skills, and it is essential to enter the academy in order to improve their levels."

I still have to think about how to enter the academy. Today is February 13th. It will be enough time for the entrance exam in mid-March.

"It goes without saying anything about the number ⑥. My hair is enough for it."

…… I wonder what to put in if hair was not enough. Like, how about nails? Do saliva works?……
L-Lov○ Juice or something like will work?
Well, if It's just about that part, if I make a research around the academy, I'll know about it. Probably.

"The Special notes are the most important part. Incompleteness, imperfections and compromises are not allowed for Shirayuki's body. I'll make it perfect."

My purpose was been decided. Now I have to just start moving.

[...The me who do my best, Is so wonderful and so cute.]




*¹Translator note: ore(俺) is a male form of watashi(私) a female/neutral(polite) form that the speaker could use to refer to himself.
 
*²Translator note: The first Shirayuki was written as (白雪) that means white snow, the second one is written as (シラユキ) that is directly read as Shirayuki. Both of them is read as Shirayuki but only the first one have kanji on it.


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